Boardwalk Trash Hoodie Chromosome Contributor Living in a resort town

Living in a resort town in kind of fun

All these athletes work so hard

If you want to have something to show for your rapidly encroaching male pattern baldness and/or crows feet

Tune it down a notch and go generic

Go out and remind people of their looming mortality and make some friends

Boardwalk Trash Hoodie Chromosome Contributor Living in a resort townTo be fair, we are kind of the online version of a Seaside Heights t shirt stand, so consider this more a love letter of an homage than a scathing rebuke. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.