NPC Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL and smaller dudes keep stepping

and smaller dudes keep stepping up to you in the bar to satisfy their Napoleon complex but you really aren't interested

stuff that's too dumb to even want to argue about

but encourages

you might receive a discount

This is like the red scare but somehow a million times fvvking dumber

NPC Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL and smaller dudes keep steppingEver want to be able to just pick a phrase and repeat it to anyone who talks to you all day, but also be able to pick something more interesting than "I'm doing OK, thanks"? Want to be able to say something like "Legend says there is treasure in the cave to the north" to anybody who talks to you and just repeat yourself ad infinitum? It both takes the pressure off and keeps things interesting. Wear this and give yourself that freedom. The classic fit