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Happy [Insert Occasion] Sweatshirt Unisex We just want to makeI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little