Because murder just makes for a more compelling story than jaywalking
Its also just a good, cheap artifact for decks that want that sort of thing and the venture on untap trigger could be played with in artifact-heavy decks using Clock of Omens
The next time you enter combat against one or more Hostile creatures, you can select one of them as your foe when you roll Initiative
Wizards of the Coast has revealed much more of the upcoming MTG x Final Fantasy Universes Beyond card set, confirming the appearance of a range of iconic Final Fantasy characters, including fifteen different versions of Cid
When the time counters run out, you end up with a beefy 9/7 for your troubles
Technically Soundwave, Sonic Spy/Soundwave, Superior Captain also plays in this space, but the card is dumb on so many levels that I refuse to acknowledge its existence beyond this paragraph