Cactaur comes in with haste, attacks, then returns to your hand the next turn, so much flavour
Creature - Human Artificer Marionette Master Fabricate 3 (When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on it or create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to this creature's power
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You can do this as many times as you like during your turn, if you have 15 psychic energy in your discard pile, you can attach all 15 if you want to
Troll Level: Cudgel Troll Aven Battle Priest Who knew gaining three life could result in such an absurd casting cost
As an alternate win condition to loss of life or other goofy methods, winning through poison counters requires you to put ten counters on an opponent