You do need to deal combat damage to steal artifacts, but with its flying and trample, this is trivially done and will trigger even if just one damage gets through
P/T Number 2 Language English Legal Formats Commander, Legacy, Vintage Not Legal Formats Alchemy, Brawl, Competitive Brawl, Historic, Modern, Pauper, Pioneer, Standard, Timeless Rulings (2/2/2024) The artifacts retain any types, subtypes, supertypes, and abilities they have
Gramma Tala, Keeper of Ancient Stories replaces herself, but beyond that, the only card draw you'll find in this deck comes from Huey, Savvy Nephew - a one-of that also requires you to have both Louie and Dewey in play as well
Unfortunately, Confusion is the weakest attack, as players can still retreat a Confused Pokemon, and they have a 50% chance of successfully using their attack
But when I succeed, its a sight to behold
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