I did a bit of web slinging, including eventually casting Spiders-Man, Heroic Horde to gain 3 life and create two 2/1 Green Spider creature tokens that proved to be pivotal in the end when I needed lots of bodies to send into battle
If the opponent Kaalia attacked is no longer in the game when its ability resolves, you may put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon creature card onto the battlefield tapped, but it won't be attacking anyone and it won't be an attacking creature
Before now, it's been nearly impossible to purchase Pokemon TCG items from Best Buy's website due to bots
It also happens to accurately describe this fishy fellows creature-generating ability
Casting my mind back, I think red right now is starting to look very reminiscent of the ultra-fast decks that were popping off around Duskmourn's release and which contributed to Monstrous Rage catching a ban
If this sounds miserable, good lord, it was