This artifact deals damage to the player equal to the number of creatures tapped this way
While this ability may initially appear counterintuitive, many cards, such as Steel Golem, provide hindrances to their owners, such as the inability to cast creature spells
Restore Balance is strong but comes with a high deck-building cost to break the symmetry and make sure it's hurting your opponent more than it's hurting you
You can very quickly build a massive army of zombies, which synergizes with The Scarab God's abilities to drain your opponents
if that card was a permanent, you then get to put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash
Frogkin Kidnapper is the proto-version of Elite Spellbinder, giving playtest cards a prescient Future Sight vibe (not to mention Enchantmentize literally being a preview for One with the Stars)