Plansewalkers do offer this last aspect but they are typically quite slow to do so and are more of a value win than a tempo one
1 Surrounded by Orcs

Aura Fracture (Miscut Misprint) Berserk (Crimped Misprint) Berserk (Crimped Misprint, Signed by Artist Steve Prescott) Blood Moon (The Dark Crimped Misprint) Craterhoof Behemoth (Crimped Misprint Foil) Flooded Strand (Foil Crimped Misprint) Giant Spider (Crimped Beta Misprint) King Suleiman (Arabian Nights Crimped Misprint, Signed by Artist Mark Poole) Mishras Factory (Antiquities Crimped Misprint) Mishras Factory (Renaissance Crimped Misprint) Misty Rainforest (Crimped Misprint) Palinchron (Crimped Misprint) Phyrexian Revoker (Crimped Misprint) Phyrexian Revoker (Crimped Misprint) Plains (APAC Crimped Misprint) Polluted Delta (Crimped Misprint) Power Artifact (Antiquities Crimped Misprint Signed by Artist Douglas Schuler) Shardless Agent (Crimped Misprint) Sindbad (Arabian Nights Crimped Misprint) Strip Mine (Antiquities Crimped Misprint Signed by Artist) Strip Mine (Antiquities Crimped Misprint) Strip Mine (Antiquities Crimped Misprint) Sword of Body and Mind (Crimped Misprint Foil, Signed by Artist Chris Rahn) Tarmogoyf (Crimped Misprint) Vesuvan Doppleganger (FBB Crimped Misprint) Wasteland (Extremely Crimped Misprint) Wasteland Playset (Foil Crimped Misprint, Signed by Artist Una Fricker)

So if you're a thrill-seeker who enjoys living dangerously and considers coin flips the pinnacle of strategy, Slowbro might be your spirit animal
Fun fact: Skullclamp was supposed to give the equipped creature +1/+1, but then it was nerfed to give it +1/-1
While the ardent revolutionaries champion the day, Gonti takes the reins by night, channeling Ghirapur's free, raucous energy into productive cultural and entrepreneurial efforts