Harvey Floor Lamp slipcover bed Why shouldn't "functional" and "fabulous"

Why shouldn't "functional" and "fabulous" appear in the same sentence

this dresser is available in light

or nursery

Supportive slats are included with this design to ensure the mattress doesn’t sink or slide

4 spacious shelving units

Harvey Floor Lamp slipcover bed Why shouldn't "functional" and "fabulous"This lamp features a minimalist design with an all black base, slim body, and linen drum shade that will complement any style. The adjustable boom arm gives the opportunity to heighten or lower the lamp head to wherever you see fit. The shade's removable bottom panel allows customization from dim reading light to illuminating the entire room. Features: Black Iron Fabric Shade